yngwies Cat
10:29 Mon Jun 29
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Just read this and its fuckin funny. Should have stuck you fork in his eye though.
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The Ghost of Braderz
9:43 Mon Jun 29
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And on it.
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The Ghost of Braderz
9:43 Mon Jun 29
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I think he's saying the cat had loads of wee in it?
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Coffee
9:40 Mon Jun 29
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Who was pissed, you or the cat?
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i-Ron
9:34 Mon Jun 29
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I like cats. On friday night all pissed up I was playing with one on my walk home.
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One McAvennieeeeee
9:32 Mon Jun 29
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I make the Dutch fella right. Who the fuck wants Cats swanning around while you're trying to eat your dinner?
Little selfish spiteful cunts.
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The Ghost of Braderz
9:18 Mon Jun 29
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Hahaha, That really made me laugh, dad.
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Steve P
7:14 Mon Jun 29
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I think you should take it with a pinch of salt
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Far East Hammer
6:34 Mon Jun 29
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Sounds to me that Mr Cloggy was probably feeling a bit light headed.
I guess this market was marginally above sea level?
The Dutchman was probably therefore suffering from altitude sickness...
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SilverSurfer
2:57 Mon Jun 29
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chim chim cha boo
wish I'd been with you.
I really need, to knock some cunt out recently.
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icwhs
2:01 Mon Jun 29
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I can't understand why you were eating fish in the first place Chim??
Man up and eat meat
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Rusta
1:51 Mon Jun 29
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I always look forward to Chims stories in fact I always look out for them on threads about people having a tear up. One of my favourite posters I'd say.
The ending of this one left me slightly disappointed though because I was expecting you to stick one on him
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Hammer and Pickle
11:30 Sun Jun 28
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Yes, you should have told him not to gouda.
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gph
11:16 Sun Jun 28
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I wouldn't boast about it.
The Dutch don't have a great cuisine.
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roltrader
10:50 Sun Jun 28
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where are you chim ?
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mentor
10:47 Sun Jun 28
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I like the Dutch.
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Chris-e-boy
10:20 Sun Jun 28
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Shit in his sandwich and make him say "Thank you".
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Nicey
10:16 Sun Jun 28
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So you enjoyed your eating out experience
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ManorParkHammer
10:05 Sun Jun 28
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Strange story to make up this.
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charleyfarley
10:03 Sun Jun 28
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Should have chimmed him saves a lot of debate and time
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franksfat&slow&wank
10:03 Sun Jun 28
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I probably would of said don't feed the cat mate it will encourage its mates
If you carried on id have stabbed you in the eyes with my fork
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